Help me stop being a jackass.

Now. Before I get another black eye.

Maybe I'll even ask 'please'. (Haha, no. Not in the near century.)

ALTERNATIVELY, one of you can teach me how to beat up guys twice my size. I would actually like that option better.

......

Oh god.zadhsghsstadgh Why is he coming back. All I did was tell him that 'Barbie Girl' sucked,